The Marauder's Flock

Iggy: I am covered in soft clothes and when i roll around it all touches me aaaaaaaaaahhhhh this feels great omgggg
Phie: Are you... Okay?
Iggy: Hjskdlfj these clothes are like sensory catnip holy shit
Phie: "Sensory catnip".
Iggy: Shwyujikedlfriktgjtufrd so fukcing SOFT HOLY SHIT SKEIDFR IT FEELS SO GOD NNNNNNHHGGHNN
Phie: o_o
Iggy: XDON'T FUCKIGN JUDGE ME

Afi: So I was just looking through this and I thought of a scitcofrenic. did you know that all of thier personalities have differnt hand writings. how cool is that.

Twitch: ...Enigma just ate a bunch of smushed-up raisins that looked like a turd. It was weird. ._.

Afi: I have to poop.

Twitch: I love you, Afi. xD

Phie: Nobody touch this page! X|
Phie: [ SKETCH IN PROGRESS ]
Phie: Thank you, luvs!
Phie: ~Phie
Twitch: -touches page-

Iggy: today is a good day. XD and it has to do with unicorns and flashing people. 83

Phie: EXPLAIN??

 [doodle of a man with long, white hair and blood on his lips and staining his pants]
Iggy: drawn @ 3 in the morning :D fucking tired...
Phie: no! not Thanatos!!
Phie: (is it Thanatos?)
Phie: :(?
Iggy: [arrow pointing to doodle] not Thanatos
Twitch: Dude that is SO awesome.

Phie: DEMEANING

Phie: (Sorry, Afi needed to know. *eyeroll*)

CLASS SCHEDULE
~~Austin While~~

12/21/12*

Enigma: ZOMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
Twitch: gasp! sign from the gods
*this was not the date we snitched this book

Phieos: Misses Enigma, Twitch, Phieos and Afire kindly advise you to keep your fat, ugly, prying nose out of our book.

Unless you really WANT our wrath…

~E.A.P.T. (or TAPE, or PETA, or APET…)

Enigma: LOL APET…i want a pet…wait, i have 5. 7 if you include my dad’s cats :D

~~Austin While~~
~~online text book~~
~~http://my.hrw.com~~

Afire: my future husband #7
Phieos: (Ew! I don’t even know who this is!)
Afire: yay for mail order

Enigma?: 7?!?
Twitch: We always knew you were a skank, girl.
Phieos: You vain little thing, you.
Afire: I love men I will marry them all
Twitch: then be rich xD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I WENT THROUGH MY CLOSET

AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND

MOTHER

FUCKING

FIRST

FLOCK BOOK

HOLY TIT BALLS